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original post by Wally on 29 oct 03

ENTER PIEMAN!

Say your prayers, Obi Wan
Don't forget, my gun,
To shoot everyone


Mock you in, warm within
Keep you free from mint
Till the pieman he comes


Sleep with nostrills open
Strangling your pillow tight


Acolyte
Enter: blight
Take my pants
We're off to never-whatever land


Someone's dung, killed the light
Heavy birds tonight
And they are acolyyytes


Dreams of bars, dreams of pie
Dreams of dragon's wife
And of things that aren't right


Sleep with nostrills open
Strangling your pillow tight


Acolyte
Enter: blight
Take my pants
We're off to never-whatever land


Now I make you drown you creep
Pray the bored my bowl to keep
If I die with chocolate cake,
Pray the bored my bowl to take


Mush little baby, don't lay a turd
And never mind that music you heard
It's just a pizza in your bed
And a coffin thru your hair!


Acolyte
Enter: blight
Take my pants
We're off to never-whatever land
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Post by Wally »

Hey! Thats my text! :frust: :evil: :frust: :evil:
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Wally wrote: Hey! Thats my text! :frust: :evil: :frust: :evil:
Yeah, that's why it says "By Wally". :P
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Post by Wally »

Amazing!
YOU ARE IMITATING ME!
AAAAAAAAH! THE CHAMELEON PEOPLE WILL KILL US AAAAAAAALLLLLLLL!!!!! :blink:
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:sneaky: MUUUUUAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! eventually I will replace you. It's all part of the great hedgie plan to take over the world. Even you are powerless against the awesomeness that is THE Cosmic Hedgehog!! :sneaky:
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Post by Wally »

just like invasion of the body waxers!
I am more evil!
REMEMBER THAT! :evil:
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Post by Capt.Rutlinger »

we all enjoyed that one
except the Metallica version is better! ;) :lol:

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Ah, good one Wally! Very much your sense of humor! :lol:

Oh, and Cosmic, everyone knows that nothing can beat the mighty Wally. ;)
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Except mutant bunnies! MUAHA! Bow down to bunnyful power!
:bunny: :bunny: :bunny: :bunny: :bunny: :bunny: :bunny: :bunny: :bunny: :bunny: :bunny: :bunny: And Wally's poem is nice.
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:bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: bow to the bunnies....
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Post by ScottBommarito »

Ha! Faithful servents! Yeah :D And Wally's poem-one suggestion it's very long.
Next poems you should make shorter.
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:monkey: :monkey: :monkey: :monkey:


THE ATTACK OF THE EVIL DISCO MONKEYS!!!!
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She betrayed me! Bunnies.... attack! :bunny: :bunny: :bunny: Also face my chickens: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken:! And this is starting to taste like spam.....
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