Zt Captions 008

[jwa1107]

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what I like to call
"Trunk Slide"


Raindragon = Guest: Wahoo! I had no idea that this zoo was a theme park too!

Dragon_of_doom = Guest in black: Ooooo! A back scratcher and a slide! Cool!

Gold_Mercury =
newsreporter: "And as you can see here, the local zoo has allowed their wolly mammoth- whom they call Dr. Goodbody- to open a chiropractic clinic."
Camera closes in on the scene, allowing the viewing audience to hear the action*
Dr. Goodbody: "Just relax...yeah...there ya go."
*Pop!*
Man in black: "Whew! I feel so much better! That crick in my back has been buggin' me for weeks!"
People running away: "Wohoo! Praise the mammoth; we're cured, we're cured!"

searain79 = oh... h-h-hi gr-grandma... wh-what big teeth you have!

lilgamefreek = Guest: "Massage!"

SweetSixteen = "Mommy, look, its an elephant slide...can we play please???"

Capt.Rutlinger =
man in green:'The sign only said: "Do not feed the animal"'
woman: 'Yeah, it didn't mention entering the exhibit'