Zookeeper's Lounge

My Story, based on certain adventures of forumers, starting with me (the chapters are short).
THE ADVENTURES OF ZOO TYCOON LOUNGE:
Episode 1 The PM trouble (Scott based1/3):

One day Scott checked ZKL. Suddenly a message appeared. The message read "You have a new Private Message!" Scott checked it. The message was sent by an unknow author, but Scott looked at it anyway. "Leave now or face the rath of the stinkey cheese!" it read.
The next morning the admin posted some news. "Last night we all were sent a message. This message asking you to leave. Do not follow it." read the news. Scott had also been PMed again. By the same person (a ~). "I am..." read the message

Episode 2 Who is the person? (Scott based2/3):

"I am Dr. Evil! You know aka Austin Powers, Mike Myers." read the message! Scott, shocked that Mike Myers was PMing people telling them to leave, immediatly told the moderators of this Mike Mejers tragedy!
"Thanks for the info Scott, though we first thought this was not real...." said the message the moderators gave to Scott for telling of Mike Mejers being the prosicuter. Scott or the moderators must sneak-up on Mejers in his house in Hollywood to un-ravel the case of the Mike Mejers tragedy.
We need a volunteers for:
based on person:what it does=you get to have the next 3 chapters on you!
people in story:what it does= you are a person in the story!
Updated every few days to a week.

Uhm...I'm not really going to say anything to this other than I'm rather hurt by it and I do hope it was meant as a joke...but I won't glorify the story itself by using my godmodly power to delete it.

Sorry Luna Manar. Which part? Now you're out of the story so if you don't like that part it's already gone. And the messages are NOT TRUE! So if you don't like em' I already changed em'.

Still need volunteers! If there are none I'll keep having it like
"the admin" instead of a real admin, or "the moderators" instead of a group of moderators who want to be in this story. And of course this does mean even if real moderators aren't it someone is...
UPDATE:We need people or else the story will go down.

Now a Huge Update. Note:Nobody is used in this.
Episode 3 What? (Scott based3/3)
I just got hit by a baseball right now. I belive it came from Arizona.....Wait that's it! Mike Myers lives in Arizona. I belive the guy is near, TIME TO TAKE THE PLANE! Scott payed $20 to get a old and used plane. With the plane he flew to Arizona. In Arizona another baseball indicated the location of Austin Powers.....no wait I mean Mike Myers. Scott saw him get on a plane very big. "Guys we're going to Universal Studios to rehearse the KIDS CHOICE AWARDS! Hooray!" said Mike Myers (hey you could tell!).
Episode 4 Infiltration (Mike Myers based1/1)
In his cargo room Mike Myers was online via computer. Suddenly he heard a loud footstep. Step, Step, Step, it went. No wait it's STEP! STEP! "Luckily I have my Austin Powers suit and accessories!" said Mike Myers. he walked down the hallway and followed the loud footstep sound. Suddenly he saw a shadow from down the hallway. "Come out now plane vandalism creater!" commanded Mike Myers. "Mike.....but you just hired me!" yelled the person who had created the shadow. "Wait Billy Dodlescum, I thought you were creating a nuisunce by stamping you feet." said Mike Myers to try to convince Billy he thought he was another person.
Episode 5 Lock-out Mike Myers (Mike Myers and Scott based1/1)
Once Mike Myers had left Scott had snuck in. He went to the computer. On the monitor it said "Zoo Keepers Lounge" and lower it said "you are logged in as ~". Scott clicked the "My controls"button which was to the right of the "~". Meanwhile Mike Myers was paying Billy extra to belive he didn't hate him: "$20 and that's final." said Billy debating over the cash amount. "Ok you win." said Mike Myers reaching for his wallet. Right now Scott was switching Mike Myers password to stinkey cheese. Suddenly the floor crackled and the plane landed in Universal Studios! Scott left the plane immediatly and arrived home later that night. Finally the members of ZKLounge were safe from danger.
Commentary:Even though this makes fun of Mike Myers, I still say that I actually think he is an excellent actor.
Volunteers needed:
Based-on-person=Need one only!
Person in story=as many as you like!

Hey i volunteer, you may use my name in your story (as long as i am not a bad person)

Thanks KittyCat. I will use your name.....
(PS:I was waiting for someone....)