Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2004 8:35 am
XPLO was the Lounges original debuting Fanfiction by it's author J-Mand.. This story has twisting plots, drama, action, and adventure.. Definately worth the Read.. I will try to copy it over the best I can so have a look-see and enjoy XPLO
I’m going to write a story, folks. It will be about a team of agents working for the organization X.P.L.O. that travel into space. The nice thing is that all characters are based on people from this forum. Note that I in most cases only use your nicknames and not your whole characters, so there’s no need to feel offended or unsatisfied about your part, it’s just all meant sympathetically so all of you can enter into the feelings of certain characters. My goal will be to write one chapter every two days. Feel free to post suggestions about new appearances of forum members or how the story should continue.
Chapter 1: Office 1027
Jay put on his coat, opened the door and stepped into the late night. It was two o’clock AM, and freezing. Jay shivered; he should have put on another shirt. But the message was to hurry up, so Jay didn’t turn back.
Makad Minus never wasted any time giving details, she gave him the message to go to office 1027 and to hurry up. Urgent. Jay’s chief was a nice person, but she could be as cold as a rock.
As Jay crossed the street, he watched the sky. It was clear, with the stars and a full moon shining bright. Jay taught of someone of which he knew would be out tonight, and hoped not to encounter. Things were bad enough.
Jay turned left into a dark back-alley. This was no place Jay would go unless he really had to, but he had no choice. Against the wall was a rusty garbage container, which looked (and smelled) like it hadn’t been emptied for years. Jay braced himself, put his hands against the side of the container, and pushed. The container made no movement. Jay mumbled a word as dirty as the container, and now pushed with his shoulder. The container moved an inch. Jay pushed harder, until the container stood about five feet from its original position. The wall now showed a gap, which was just large enough for Jay to crawl through. Jay did so.
Jay was now in a very narrow space, only enlightened by a light bulb hanging on a thread from the ceiling. Before him was a stairs down, hewn out of rock. Jay turned around and climbed down backwardly; he left the container. The security would fix it.
It was a long way down. Once there, Jay was once again in a narrow space, this time with a stone door before him. There was some kind of handprint on the door. Jay knew this door was made of plexicum, a type of metal that could resist a nuclear explosion. When you pushed your hand on the handprint, the sensor-computer behind would scan your fingerprints and would either approve or deny access to what was behind.
Neither of this happened when Jay pushed his hand against it; instead, a small computer screen popped up from a hidden hatch in the door Jay didn’t notice. Jay was surprised; the door should have swung open. On the computer screen a strange computer face of green pixels appeared. ‘Password?’ It said in a metally voice.
‘File?’ Jay asked, surprised. ‘Since when do I need a password to enter?’ ‘No jokes this time’ said the face. ‘You can either give me the password or leave.’ ‘Cut this out, File, I don’t have time for this. Minus told me to hurry!’ ‘I swear, Jay, I’m bloody serious.’ said File, stubbornly. Jay was losing his temper. ‘Now listen up, you pixel head. I walked all the way to the alley in the freezing cold, need to push away a very heavy and very dirty garbage container, climb myself all the way down here and now you’re not even letting me in? For Gargoyle’s sake! I’ll plug you out, demolish your screen, cut down your circuits and fry your chips, you idiotic blockhead! I’ll…’ ‘Alright, alright, no need to get personal. Do you have a distinct message?’ ‘Of course I do, you think I’m doing all of this by free will?’
Jay pushed a button on his watch. The usual digital numbers disappeared and made place for a tiny TV-screen which showed Makad Minus. “Mand, I want you to come here immediately. It’s urgent. Hurry up” she said. Then the numbers appeared again, showing 02,27 AM.
‘Now you’re convinced?’ asked Jay. ‘Well, I suppose that’ll do. I bid you welcome,’ said File as if nothing happened. ‘You better,’ said Jay, but the screen was gone already.
The door swung open to show one of the most remarkable things imaginable: an enormous cave. Enlightened by enormous lights, the cave looked spooky. The could easily be a thousand men inside, but Jay was all alone.
That is, except for the giant dragon that stood just before Jay. It was enormous, with bat-like wings like boat sails, strong paws with terrible claws and a large head with frightening teeth.
Despite the dragon’s fearsome appearance, Jay didn’t panic at all. ‘Hello Yeooz’ he said. The dragon grunted softly to greet.
Jay ignored the dragon furthermore and turned to the right. There was the least thing anyone would expect in a cave like this: A small office building. Jay walked towards it and rang the doorbell. The door swung open immediately. Jay walked in.
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Chapter 2: The Assignment
Makad Minus sat in a chair in her regular underground office. As usual, she was worrying. It seemed that everything she didn’t want to happen happened. First, she was tipped that It had returned. She had decided the tip was to be taken lightly, until B. Allaw, her best finest agent, disappeared when checking Its former base planet. Allaw was traveling in a B-Class ship, a small, swift but indestructible plane-like spacecraft which in Allaw’s case carried the most advanced transmitting devices. Allaw leaded a team of experienced agents. It seemed hardly impossible a flight like that would vanish, but still it happened. Makad Minus had formed a new plan, something very dangerous and ambitious. Something she needed Jay Mand for.
On the computer screen on Minus’ desk appeared a face. ‘Go ahead, File’ Minus mumbled. ‘Kazul has left the building, ma’am,’ said File in his mechanic voice. ‘That’s good. What about the dragon?’ ‘It’s in the cave,’ File said. ‘Okay. Anything more?’ ‘Well…’ File said nervously. ‘I kind of let Jay in, ma’am. He didn’t have the password, but showed a watch message of yours on his wristwatch computer. I had to let him thorough. I suspect he’ll be with you shortly.’ ‘Jay… Right. I forgot to give the password to him. Good work, File. That’s all?’ ‘Yes ma’am.’ ‘Good night then.’ G’night ma’am.’ File turned off. At the same time, the doorbell rang.
‘Come in,’ said Minus. The door opened slowly, and a tall, teen aged boy walked in, nervously. ‘Hello, Mand,’ said Minus. ‘I was expecting you.’ ‘Well, it seems File wasn’t,’ responded Jay, a little irked. ‘Yes, the password, I know. I’m sorry for that. It’s “zookeeper”.’ ‘Thank you.’ Jay took a seat. ‘Well, what do you need me for?’ Minus hesitated.
‘Have you…’ she started ‘Ever heard of a certain… er… Queen Z?’ Jay taught for a minute. ‘Yes, I believe so. I know she was some kind of criminal mastermind, but that was donkeys ago. She was arrested by XPLO and exiled to Jupiter, right?’ ‘Right you are. Though “criminal mastermind” is not a very appropriate word, since she was much, much more. In her days, she terrorized our solar system, especially Earth, more than you could ever imagine. Although we could manage to arrest her a good couple of times, she kept escaping and returning in other forms… Together with Gargoyle I managed to put her behind the unforgiving bars of Io-Niath on Jupiter, the most heavily guarded and hardest to escape from prison in the solar system. She was inactive for a while but now…’ ‘She has escaped?’ ‘Exactly,’ Minus said, sadly. Jay swallowed. There was a painful silence.
The silence was broken by Jay. ‘What do you need me to do?’ ‘I suppose you know B. Allaw?’ Jay nodded assent. ‘I sent him out do examine Planet X, the planet that used to serve as Queen Z’s home base, and he didn’t return. He even vanished from our light-years range radar system.’ ‘That’s strange. Ben isn’t someone who gets lost often,’ said Jay. ‘That’s what troubles me,’ said Minus. ‘I want you to go look for him now.’
Jay was rather surprised. Minus usually gave Jay minor tasks, and he wouldn’t have expected more than “stay covered”. Now Minus gave him a great responsibility. Jay felt proud for just one moment in time; after that, he got a vision of himself flying a minor spacecraft and being beamed into a black hole by one of Queen Z’s minions. Jay wondered what he preferred. He asked: ‘How exactly did you imagine that?’ ‘Well, first, you will need some special units. You will fly a giant, fully armed spacecraft to full frontal attack Planet X and bring B. Allaw back. You will lead a special selected group of units.’
Jay was dazzled. Was he going on a major quest? Like Frodo in Lord of the Rings? Then why would he be the “chosen one”? And what would be his fellowship? ‘Why do you assign me on this important job?’ Jay asked carefully. He half-hoped to hear he would be very special and have some hidden abilities he didn’t know of. But no, Minus said: ‘That’s simple-all of our best agents were on that vanished flight. You’re the best one lasting.’ Jay was puzzled for a moment. He was wondering if that was a compliment or an insult. After deciding it would be neither, but a simple statement of the facts, he asked: ‘Who are these special selected units?’ ‘File will inform you about that.’
Minus pressed a button. File’s pixeled face appeared on the computer screen. ‘File, please inform Mand about our selection project.’ ‘Yes ma’am. You see, Jay. Our technicians gave me a special program that would search all the available data of all people in the world, and calculate the people that would be best capable of accompanying you. From those people I made a selection of six individuals.’ File’s face got replaced by six names Jay never saw or heard before.
Troy
Kandy Cane
J.W. Anderson
Searain S. Nign
Robbie B.
Luna Manar
‘Who are these, exactly?’ asked Jay. ‘I have never seen these in the XPLO agent register. ‘That’s the awkward part,’ said File, whose face appeared again. ‘They aren’t recruited yet. They are what we call “ordinary people”. They are unaware of our organization, our technology and our knowledge about space traveling.’
‘That’s where you come in. Your first job will be to find all these people and recruit them. Give them all the information they need to be XPLO agents,’ said Makad Minus. ‘Wow,’ said Jay. ‘How am I supposed to do all this?’ ‘I will be put on your wristwatch computer, if you don’t mind,’ said File. ‘With this program, I can always track down the one we look for. And you will receive a Regular Plexicum Armor armed with a Brain-Wash XP and a Standard Laser Gun. That should be enough for a Terrestrial mission like this.’
‘Good,’ said Jay. ‘Who will be the first one I look for?’ ‘A certain Troy,’ said File. ‘No surname?’ Jay asked. ‘Nope, just Troy. But we do have a location: Somewhere in England.’ ‘Okay then. When should I leave?’ asked Jay. ‘Right now!’ said Minus. ‘What?’ ‘Follow me, Mand. We’re going to the Wormhole Chamber.’
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And here it is: Chapter three, featuring gbay999!
Chapter 3: The Wormhole
Th Wormhole Chamber was a huge underground cave hall, next to the cave that led to the entrance and exit of the complex. Cause that was what it was: an underground complex. Being one of XPLO’s main bases, New Jersey HQ had to be huge to home every single department, but there were never too many people around. Most things were taken care of by automatic computers.
File was different. File was the most succeeded achievement to create artificial intelligence so far. It was actually a computer program. File himself could randomly move around on any computer on which he was installed, as long as they were connected on a network.
The Wormhole chamber, too, consisted mainly of computers. These computers had special, ring-shaped Wormhole generators, within which a Wormhole could be formed. Their size could differ from not bigger than a hula-hoop for packages and persons up to enormous circles on the ceiling for giant spacecraft. To make a Wormhole work, you first need to search the data of another Wormhole generator. You needed a different password to gain access to every Wormhole generator. When access was provided, both your generator and the other created a Wormhole. If you walked into one, you came out of the other. It was the easiest way of movement.
The administrator of the Wormhole chamber was G. Bay, who was also XPLO’s weapon expert. Jay Mand had seen him a couple of times and they could get along well. G. Bay, or Agent 999, as he was often called, was known for his completely waterproof memory, and therefore was very handy to have as an XPLO agent.
When Makad Minus entered the room, followed by Jay, she called for Bay. His head appeared from between two huge computers. ‘Mrs. Minus! You’re going to move that dragon out after all?’ he shouted. ‘No, the dragon’s fine’ she shouted back. G. Bay walked to them. ‘I told you about operation Uncle Sam?’ Minus asked. ‘Just an hour ago. 56 minutes, to be exact. Just when you were about to move Kazul and her dragon in,’ Bay answered. ‘Right. I suppose you know what to do?’ ‘ “To provide Mand with all the equipment he needs and to transport him to UK headquarters” ma’am,’ Agent 999 repeated flawlessly. ‘Exactly.’ ‘Let’s see now, File told me about an armor, a gun…’ Jay said. ‘This is all you need,’ said G. Bay and he showed Jay something that looked like a belt. There was some kind of button in the middle. ‘What’s this?’ Jay asked. ‘It’s a Standard Instant Armor Belt, a SIAB. Put it on, and push the button. It’s a fine invention, if I may say so myself…’ ‘Er, what exactly does this do?’
‘If activated, your armor will be put on in less than a tenth second. It has to do with molecule reducing… It’s very interesting, but not important right now. Just try it.’ G. Bay pushed the belt in Jay’s hands. He figured that it would do no wrong if he tried it. He put on the belt, and pushed the button. Upon doing this, there was a small flash and Jay suddenly wore a Regular Plexicum Armor, a suit that was best comparable with a cross between a motor cross suit and the armor of an American football’s pitcher. The armor was equipped with a helmet with laser vision, and two holsters, one of them on every side. The right one carried a Standard Laser Gun, the other one was empty. There was also a small computer in the right holster, a Brain-Wash XP. This device could erase one’s memory, to avoid awkward situations. Despite all of this, Jay found that the armor was dynamic and easy to move in.
When G. Bay noticed the empty holster, he said: “Wait, you can carry another weapon!’ Jay answered: ‘That won’t be nece… Hey!’ Bay had already walked towards the weapon magazine. He came back with his arms crammed full of all kinds of weapons, from small, precise and discrete Sneak Attackers to big Repeating Laser Beam Cutters to enormous Bazooka Bombers.
‘Here! How about this one. The Thriller Killer. Or this one, the Spy Fry Y! And what about the Super-Duper Laser-Blazer! And the Mad Manic Mega Mortar!’ G. Bay was in love with all weapons, the bigger and deadlier they were, the better.
‘What’s this?’ asked Jay, pointing to a very small gun that was fallen on the ground. ‘That? Ooh, nothing. Just a silly tranquilizer gun. I wonder how it came there…’ ‘Good. I’ll take that one.’ Bay looked at Jay as if he were from another planet, but Makad Minus signed to him that he would give Jay what he wanted.
Jay got his tranquilizer gun. By pressing the belt button again, the armor disappeared. Minus installed File on Jay’s watch. G. Bay created a Wormhole to the XPLO HQ in the United Kingdom. Jay was not unknown with Wormholes. He had actually just traveled through one. He owned two houses: His own, in The Netherlands, and another one in New Jersey, just near the New Jersey HQ. He had a Wormhole generator in both of them, so he could easily travel from one side of the world to another, which could come in very handy at times.
Jay had never been in the UK-HQ though, and had no idea what to expect. He walked through the Wormhole.
Next up is Chapter four, featuring Skippy!
I’m going to write a story, folks. It will be about a team of agents working for the organization X.P.L.O. that travel into space. The nice thing is that all characters are based on people from this forum. Note that I in most cases only use your nicknames and not your whole characters, so there’s no need to feel offended or unsatisfied about your part, it’s just all meant sympathetically so all of you can enter into the feelings of certain characters. My goal will be to write one chapter every two days. Feel free to post suggestions about new appearances of forum members or how the story should continue.
Chapter 1: Office 1027
Jay put on his coat, opened the door and stepped into the late night. It was two o’clock AM, and freezing. Jay shivered; he should have put on another shirt. But the message was to hurry up, so Jay didn’t turn back.
Makad Minus never wasted any time giving details, she gave him the message to go to office 1027 and to hurry up. Urgent. Jay’s chief was a nice person, but she could be as cold as a rock.
As Jay crossed the street, he watched the sky. It was clear, with the stars and a full moon shining bright. Jay taught of someone of which he knew would be out tonight, and hoped not to encounter. Things were bad enough.
Jay turned left into a dark back-alley. This was no place Jay would go unless he really had to, but he had no choice. Against the wall was a rusty garbage container, which looked (and smelled) like it hadn’t been emptied for years. Jay braced himself, put his hands against the side of the container, and pushed. The container made no movement. Jay mumbled a word as dirty as the container, and now pushed with his shoulder. The container moved an inch. Jay pushed harder, until the container stood about five feet from its original position. The wall now showed a gap, which was just large enough for Jay to crawl through. Jay did so.
Jay was now in a very narrow space, only enlightened by a light bulb hanging on a thread from the ceiling. Before him was a stairs down, hewn out of rock. Jay turned around and climbed down backwardly; he left the container. The security would fix it.
It was a long way down. Once there, Jay was once again in a narrow space, this time with a stone door before him. There was some kind of handprint on the door. Jay knew this door was made of plexicum, a type of metal that could resist a nuclear explosion. When you pushed your hand on the handprint, the sensor-computer behind would scan your fingerprints and would either approve or deny access to what was behind.
Neither of this happened when Jay pushed his hand against it; instead, a small computer screen popped up from a hidden hatch in the door Jay didn’t notice. Jay was surprised; the door should have swung open. On the computer screen a strange computer face of green pixels appeared. ‘Password?’ It said in a metally voice.
‘File?’ Jay asked, surprised. ‘Since when do I need a password to enter?’ ‘No jokes this time’ said the face. ‘You can either give me the password or leave.’ ‘Cut this out, File, I don’t have time for this. Minus told me to hurry!’ ‘I swear, Jay, I’m bloody serious.’ said File, stubbornly. Jay was losing his temper. ‘Now listen up, you pixel head. I walked all the way to the alley in the freezing cold, need to push away a very heavy and very dirty garbage container, climb myself all the way down here and now you’re not even letting me in? For Gargoyle’s sake! I’ll plug you out, demolish your screen, cut down your circuits and fry your chips, you idiotic blockhead! I’ll…’ ‘Alright, alright, no need to get personal. Do you have a distinct message?’ ‘Of course I do, you think I’m doing all of this by free will?’
Jay pushed a button on his watch. The usual digital numbers disappeared and made place for a tiny TV-screen which showed Makad Minus. “Mand, I want you to come here immediately. It’s urgent. Hurry up” she said. Then the numbers appeared again, showing 02,27 AM.
‘Now you’re convinced?’ asked Jay. ‘Well, I suppose that’ll do. I bid you welcome,’ said File as if nothing happened. ‘You better,’ said Jay, but the screen was gone already.
The door swung open to show one of the most remarkable things imaginable: an enormous cave. Enlightened by enormous lights, the cave looked spooky. The could easily be a thousand men inside, but Jay was all alone.
That is, except for the giant dragon that stood just before Jay. It was enormous, with bat-like wings like boat sails, strong paws with terrible claws and a large head with frightening teeth.
Despite the dragon’s fearsome appearance, Jay didn’t panic at all. ‘Hello Yeooz’ he said. The dragon grunted softly to greet.
Jay ignored the dragon furthermore and turned to the right. There was the least thing anyone would expect in a cave like this: A small office building. Jay walked towards it and rang the doorbell. The door swung open immediately. Jay walked in.
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Chapter 2: The Assignment
Makad Minus sat in a chair in her regular underground office. As usual, she was worrying. It seemed that everything she didn’t want to happen happened. First, she was tipped that It had returned. She had decided the tip was to be taken lightly, until B. Allaw, her best finest agent, disappeared when checking Its former base planet. Allaw was traveling in a B-Class ship, a small, swift but indestructible plane-like spacecraft which in Allaw’s case carried the most advanced transmitting devices. Allaw leaded a team of experienced agents. It seemed hardly impossible a flight like that would vanish, but still it happened. Makad Minus had formed a new plan, something very dangerous and ambitious. Something she needed Jay Mand for.
On the computer screen on Minus’ desk appeared a face. ‘Go ahead, File’ Minus mumbled. ‘Kazul has left the building, ma’am,’ said File in his mechanic voice. ‘That’s good. What about the dragon?’ ‘It’s in the cave,’ File said. ‘Okay. Anything more?’ ‘Well…’ File said nervously. ‘I kind of let Jay in, ma’am. He didn’t have the password, but showed a watch message of yours on his wristwatch computer. I had to let him thorough. I suspect he’ll be with you shortly.’ ‘Jay… Right. I forgot to give the password to him. Good work, File. That’s all?’ ‘Yes ma’am.’ ‘Good night then.’ G’night ma’am.’ File turned off. At the same time, the doorbell rang.
‘Come in,’ said Minus. The door opened slowly, and a tall, teen aged boy walked in, nervously. ‘Hello, Mand,’ said Minus. ‘I was expecting you.’ ‘Well, it seems File wasn’t,’ responded Jay, a little irked. ‘Yes, the password, I know. I’m sorry for that. It’s “zookeeper”.’ ‘Thank you.’ Jay took a seat. ‘Well, what do you need me for?’ Minus hesitated.
‘Have you…’ she started ‘Ever heard of a certain… er… Queen Z?’ Jay taught for a minute. ‘Yes, I believe so. I know she was some kind of criminal mastermind, but that was donkeys ago. She was arrested by XPLO and exiled to Jupiter, right?’ ‘Right you are. Though “criminal mastermind” is not a very appropriate word, since she was much, much more. In her days, she terrorized our solar system, especially Earth, more than you could ever imagine. Although we could manage to arrest her a good couple of times, she kept escaping and returning in other forms… Together with Gargoyle I managed to put her behind the unforgiving bars of Io-Niath on Jupiter, the most heavily guarded and hardest to escape from prison in the solar system. She was inactive for a while but now…’ ‘She has escaped?’ ‘Exactly,’ Minus said, sadly. Jay swallowed. There was a painful silence.
The silence was broken by Jay. ‘What do you need me to do?’ ‘I suppose you know B. Allaw?’ Jay nodded assent. ‘I sent him out do examine Planet X, the planet that used to serve as Queen Z’s home base, and he didn’t return. He even vanished from our light-years range radar system.’ ‘That’s strange. Ben isn’t someone who gets lost often,’ said Jay. ‘That’s what troubles me,’ said Minus. ‘I want you to go look for him now.’
Jay was rather surprised. Minus usually gave Jay minor tasks, and he wouldn’t have expected more than “stay covered”. Now Minus gave him a great responsibility. Jay felt proud for just one moment in time; after that, he got a vision of himself flying a minor spacecraft and being beamed into a black hole by one of Queen Z’s minions. Jay wondered what he preferred. He asked: ‘How exactly did you imagine that?’ ‘Well, first, you will need some special units. You will fly a giant, fully armed spacecraft to full frontal attack Planet X and bring B. Allaw back. You will lead a special selected group of units.’
Jay was dazzled. Was he going on a major quest? Like Frodo in Lord of the Rings? Then why would he be the “chosen one”? And what would be his fellowship? ‘Why do you assign me on this important job?’ Jay asked carefully. He half-hoped to hear he would be very special and have some hidden abilities he didn’t know of. But no, Minus said: ‘That’s simple-all of our best agents were on that vanished flight. You’re the best one lasting.’ Jay was puzzled for a moment. He was wondering if that was a compliment or an insult. After deciding it would be neither, but a simple statement of the facts, he asked: ‘Who are these special selected units?’ ‘File will inform you about that.’
Minus pressed a button. File’s pixeled face appeared on the computer screen. ‘File, please inform Mand about our selection project.’ ‘Yes ma’am. You see, Jay. Our technicians gave me a special program that would search all the available data of all people in the world, and calculate the people that would be best capable of accompanying you. From those people I made a selection of six individuals.’ File’s face got replaced by six names Jay never saw or heard before.
Troy
Kandy Cane
J.W. Anderson
Searain S. Nign
Robbie B.
Luna Manar
‘Who are these, exactly?’ asked Jay. ‘I have never seen these in the XPLO agent register. ‘That’s the awkward part,’ said File, whose face appeared again. ‘They aren’t recruited yet. They are what we call “ordinary people”. They are unaware of our organization, our technology and our knowledge about space traveling.’
‘That’s where you come in. Your first job will be to find all these people and recruit them. Give them all the information they need to be XPLO agents,’ said Makad Minus. ‘Wow,’ said Jay. ‘How am I supposed to do all this?’ ‘I will be put on your wristwatch computer, if you don’t mind,’ said File. ‘With this program, I can always track down the one we look for. And you will receive a Regular Plexicum Armor armed with a Brain-Wash XP and a Standard Laser Gun. That should be enough for a Terrestrial mission like this.’
‘Good,’ said Jay. ‘Who will be the first one I look for?’ ‘A certain Troy,’ said File. ‘No surname?’ Jay asked. ‘Nope, just Troy. But we do have a location: Somewhere in England.’ ‘Okay then. When should I leave?’ asked Jay. ‘Right now!’ said Minus. ‘What?’ ‘Follow me, Mand. We’re going to the Wormhole Chamber.’
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And here it is: Chapter three, featuring gbay999!
Chapter 3: The Wormhole
Th Wormhole Chamber was a huge underground cave hall, next to the cave that led to the entrance and exit of the complex. Cause that was what it was: an underground complex. Being one of XPLO’s main bases, New Jersey HQ had to be huge to home every single department, but there were never too many people around. Most things were taken care of by automatic computers.
File was different. File was the most succeeded achievement to create artificial intelligence so far. It was actually a computer program. File himself could randomly move around on any computer on which he was installed, as long as they were connected on a network.
The Wormhole chamber, too, consisted mainly of computers. These computers had special, ring-shaped Wormhole generators, within which a Wormhole could be formed. Their size could differ from not bigger than a hula-hoop for packages and persons up to enormous circles on the ceiling for giant spacecraft. To make a Wormhole work, you first need to search the data of another Wormhole generator. You needed a different password to gain access to every Wormhole generator. When access was provided, both your generator and the other created a Wormhole. If you walked into one, you came out of the other. It was the easiest way of movement.
The administrator of the Wormhole chamber was G. Bay, who was also XPLO’s weapon expert. Jay Mand had seen him a couple of times and they could get along well. G. Bay, or Agent 999, as he was often called, was known for his completely waterproof memory, and therefore was very handy to have as an XPLO agent.
When Makad Minus entered the room, followed by Jay, she called for Bay. His head appeared from between two huge computers. ‘Mrs. Minus! You’re going to move that dragon out after all?’ he shouted. ‘No, the dragon’s fine’ she shouted back. G. Bay walked to them. ‘I told you about operation Uncle Sam?’ Minus asked. ‘Just an hour ago. 56 minutes, to be exact. Just when you were about to move Kazul and her dragon in,’ Bay answered. ‘Right. I suppose you know what to do?’ ‘ “To provide Mand with all the equipment he needs and to transport him to UK headquarters” ma’am,’ Agent 999 repeated flawlessly. ‘Exactly.’ ‘Let’s see now, File told me about an armor, a gun…’ Jay said. ‘This is all you need,’ said G. Bay and he showed Jay something that looked like a belt. There was some kind of button in the middle. ‘What’s this?’ Jay asked. ‘It’s a Standard Instant Armor Belt, a SIAB. Put it on, and push the button. It’s a fine invention, if I may say so myself…’ ‘Er, what exactly does this do?’
‘If activated, your armor will be put on in less than a tenth second. It has to do with molecule reducing… It’s very interesting, but not important right now. Just try it.’ G. Bay pushed the belt in Jay’s hands. He figured that it would do no wrong if he tried it. He put on the belt, and pushed the button. Upon doing this, there was a small flash and Jay suddenly wore a Regular Plexicum Armor, a suit that was best comparable with a cross between a motor cross suit and the armor of an American football’s pitcher. The armor was equipped with a helmet with laser vision, and two holsters, one of them on every side. The right one carried a Standard Laser Gun, the other one was empty. There was also a small computer in the right holster, a Brain-Wash XP. This device could erase one’s memory, to avoid awkward situations. Despite all of this, Jay found that the armor was dynamic and easy to move in.
When G. Bay noticed the empty holster, he said: “Wait, you can carry another weapon!’ Jay answered: ‘That won’t be nece… Hey!’ Bay had already walked towards the weapon magazine. He came back with his arms crammed full of all kinds of weapons, from small, precise and discrete Sneak Attackers to big Repeating Laser Beam Cutters to enormous Bazooka Bombers.
‘Here! How about this one. The Thriller Killer. Or this one, the Spy Fry Y! And what about the Super-Duper Laser-Blazer! And the Mad Manic Mega Mortar!’ G. Bay was in love with all weapons, the bigger and deadlier they were, the better.
‘What’s this?’ asked Jay, pointing to a very small gun that was fallen on the ground. ‘That? Ooh, nothing. Just a silly tranquilizer gun. I wonder how it came there…’ ‘Good. I’ll take that one.’ Bay looked at Jay as if he were from another planet, but Makad Minus signed to him that he would give Jay what he wanted.
Jay got his tranquilizer gun. By pressing the belt button again, the armor disappeared. Minus installed File on Jay’s watch. G. Bay created a Wormhole to the XPLO HQ in the United Kingdom. Jay was not unknown with Wormholes. He had actually just traveled through one. He owned two houses: His own, in The Netherlands, and another one in New Jersey, just near the New Jersey HQ. He had a Wormhole generator in both of them, so he could easily travel from one side of the world to another, which could come in very handy at times.
Jay had never been in the UK-HQ though, and had no idea what to expect. He walked through the Wormhole.
Next up is Chapter four, featuring Skippy!
I’m going to write a story, folks. It will be about a team of agents working for the organization X.P.L.O. that travel into space. The nice thing is that all characters are based on people from this forum. Note that I in most cases only use your nicknames and not your whole characters, so there’s no need to feel offended or unsatisfied about your part, it’s just all meant sympathetically so all of you can enter into the feelings of certain characters. My goal will be to write one chapter every two days. Feel free to post suggestions about new appearances of forum members or how the story should continue.
Chapter 1: Office 1027
Jay put on his coat, opened the door and stepped into the late night. It was two o’clock AM, and freezing. Jay shivered; he should have put on another shirt. But the message was to hurry up, so Jay didn’t turn back.
Makad Minus never wasted any time giving details, she gave him the message to go to office 1027 and to hurry up. Urgent. Jay’s chief was a nice person, but she could be as cold as a rock.
As Jay crossed the street, he watched the sky. It was clear, with the stars and a full moon shining bright. Jay taught of someone of which he knew would be out tonight, and hoped not to encounter. Things were bad enough.
Jay turned left into a dark back-alley. This was no place Jay would go unless he really had to, but he had no choice. Against the wall was a rusty garbage container, which looked (and smelled) like it hadn’t been emptied for years. Jay braced himself, put his hands against the side of the container, and pushed. The container made no movement. Jay mumbled a word as dirty as the container, and now pushed with his shoulder. The container moved an inch. Jay pushed harder, until the container stood about five feet from its original position. The wall now showed a gap, which was just large enough for Jay to crawl through. Jay did so.
Jay was now in a very narrow space, only enlightened by a light bulb hanging on a thread from the ceiling. Before him was a stairs down, hewn out of rock. Jay turned around and climbed down backwardly; he left the container. The security would fix it.
It was a long way down. Once there, Jay was once again in a narrow space, this time with a stone door before him. There was some kind of handprint on the door. Jay knew this door was made of plexicum, a type of metal that could resist a nuclear explosion. When you pushed your hand on the handprint, the sensor-computer behind would scan your fingerprints and would either approve or deny access to what was behind.
Neither of this happened when Jay pushed his hand against it; instead, a small computer screen popped up from a hidden hatch in the door Jay didn’t notice. Jay was surprised; the door should have swung open. On the computer screen a strange computer face of green pixels appeared. ‘Password?’ It said in a metally voice.
‘File?’ Jay asked, surprised. ‘Since when do I need a password to enter?’ ‘No jokes this time’ said the face. ‘You can either give me the password or leave.’ ‘Cut this out, File, I don’t have time for this. Minus told me to hurry!’ ‘I swear, Jay, I’m bloody serious.’ said File, stubbornly. Jay was losing his temper. ‘Now listen up, you pixel head. I walked all the way to the alley in the freezing cold, need to push away a very heavy and very dirty garbage container, climb myself all the way down here and now you’re not even letting me in? For Gargoyle’s sake! I’ll plug you out, demolish your screen, cut down your circuits and fry your chips, you idiotic blockhead! I’ll…’ ‘Alright, alright, no need to get personal. Do you have a distinct message?’ ‘Of course I do, you think I’m doing all of this by free will?’
Jay pushed a button on his watch. The usual digital numbers disappeared and made place for a tiny TV-screen which showed Makad Minus. “Mand, I want you to come here immediately. It’s urgent. Hurry up” she said. Then the numbers appeared again, showing 02,27 AM.
‘Now you’re convinced?’ asked Jay. ‘Well, I suppose that’ll do. I bid you welcome,’ said File as if nothing happened. ‘You better,’ said Jay, but the screen was gone already.
The door swung open to show one of the most remarkable things imaginable: an enormous cave. Enlightened by enormous lights, the cave looked spooky. The could easily be a thousand men inside, but Jay was all alone.
That is, except for the giant dragon that stood just before Jay. It was enormous, with bat-like wings like boat sails, strong paws with terrible claws and a large head with frightening teeth.
Despite the dragon’s fearsome appearance, Jay didn’t panic at all. ‘Hello Yeooz’ he said. The dragon grunted softly to greet.
Jay ignored the dragon furthermore and turned to the right. There was the least thing anyone would expect in a cave like this: A small office building. Jay walked towards it and rang the doorbell. The door swung open immediately. Jay walked in.
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Chapter 2: The Assignment
Makad Minus sat in a chair in her regular underground office. As usual, she was worrying. It seemed that everything she didn’t want to happen happened. First, she was tipped that It had returned. She had decided the tip was to be taken lightly, until B. Allaw, her best finest agent, disappeared when checking Its former base planet. Allaw was traveling in a B-Class ship, a small, swift but indestructible plane-like spacecraft which in Allaw’s case carried the most advanced transmitting devices. Allaw leaded a team of experienced agents. It seemed hardly impossible a flight like that would vanish, but still it happened. Makad Minus had formed a new plan, something very dangerous and ambitious. Something she needed Jay Mand for.
On the computer screen on Minus’ desk appeared a face. ‘Go ahead, File’ Minus mumbled. ‘Kazul has left the building, ma’am,’ said File in his mechanic voice. ‘That’s good. What about the dragon?’ ‘It’s in the cave,’ File said. ‘Okay. Anything more?’ ‘Well…’ File said nervously. ‘I kind of let Jay in, ma’am. He didn’t have the password, but showed a watch message of yours on his wristwatch computer. I had to let him thorough. I suspect he’ll be with you shortly.’ ‘Jay… Right. I forgot to give the password to him. Good work, File. That’s all?’ ‘Yes ma’am.’ ‘Good night then.’ G’night ma’am.’ File turned off. At the same time, the doorbell rang.
‘Come in,’ said Minus. The door opened slowly, and a tall, teen aged boy walked in, nervously. ‘Hello, Mand,’ said Minus. ‘I was expecting you.’ ‘Well, it seems File wasn’t,’ responded Jay, a little irked. ‘Yes, the password, I know. I’m sorry for that. It’s “zookeeper”.’ ‘Thank you.’ Jay took a seat. ‘Well, what do you need me for?’ Minus hesitated.
‘Have you…’ she started ‘Ever heard of a certain… er… Queen Z?’ Jay taught for a minute. ‘Yes, I believe so. I know she was some kind of criminal mastermind, but that was donkeys ago. She was arrested by XPLO and exiled to Jupiter, right?’ ‘Right you are. Though “criminal mastermind” is not a very appropriate word, since she was much, much more. In her days, she terrorized our solar system, especially Earth, more than you could ever imagine. Although we could manage to arrest her a good couple of times, she kept escaping and returning in other forms… Together with Gargoyle I managed to put her behind the unforgiving bars of Io-Niath on Jupiter, the most heavily guarded and hardest to escape from prison in the solar system. She was inactive for a while but now…’ ‘She has escaped?’ ‘Exactly,’ Minus said, sadly. Jay swallowed. There was a painful silence.
The silence was broken by Jay. ‘What do you need me to do?’ ‘I suppose you know B. Allaw?’ Jay nodded assent. ‘I sent him out do examine Planet X, the planet that used to serve as Queen Z’s home base, and he didn’t return. He even vanished from our light-years range radar system.’ ‘That’s strange. Ben isn’t someone who gets lost often,’ said Jay. ‘That’s what troubles me,’ said Minus. ‘I want you to go look for him now.’
Jay was rather surprised. Minus usually gave Jay minor tasks, and he wouldn’t have expected more than “stay covered”. Now Minus gave him a great responsibility. Jay felt proud for just one moment in time; after that, he got a vision of himself flying a minor spacecraft and being beamed into a black hole by one of Queen Z’s minions. Jay wondered what he preferred. He asked: ‘How exactly did you imagine that?’ ‘Well, first, you will need some special units. You will fly a giant, fully armed spacecraft to full frontal attack Planet X and bring B. Allaw back. You will lead a special selected group of units.’
Jay was dazzled. Was he going on a major quest? Like Frodo in Lord of the Rings? Then why would he be the “chosen one”? And what would be his fellowship? ‘Why do you assign me on this important job?’ Jay asked carefully. He half-hoped to hear he would be very special and have some hidden abilities he didn’t know of. But no, Minus said: ‘That’s simple-all of our best agents were on that vanished flight. You’re the best one lasting.’ Jay was puzzled for a moment. He was wondering if that was a compliment or an insult. After deciding it would be neither, but a simple statement of the facts, he asked: ‘Who are these special selected units?’ ‘File will inform you about that.’
Minus pressed a button. File’s pixeled face appeared on the computer screen. ‘File, please inform Mand about our selection project.’ ‘Yes ma’am. You see, Jay. Our technicians gave me a special program that would search all the available data of all people in the world, and calculate the people that would be best capable of accompanying you. From those people I made a selection of six individuals.’ File’s face got replaced by six names Jay never saw or heard before.
Troy
Kandy Cane
J.W. Anderson
Searain S. Nign
Robbie B.
Luna Manar
‘Who are these, exactly?’ asked Jay. ‘I have never seen these in the XPLO agent register. ‘That’s the awkward part,’ said File, whose face appeared again. ‘They aren’t recruited yet. They are what we call “ordinary people”. They are unaware of our organization, our technology and our knowledge about space traveling.’
‘That’s where you come in. Your first job will be to find all these people and recruit them. Give them all the information they need to be XPLO agents,’ said Makad Minus. ‘Wow,’ said Jay. ‘How am I supposed to do all this?’ ‘I will be put on your wristwatch computer, if you don’t mind,’ said File. ‘With this program, I can always track down the one we look for. And you will receive a Regular Plexicum Armor armed with a Brain-Wash XP and a Standard Laser Gun. That should be enough for a Terrestrial mission like this.’
‘Good,’ said Jay. ‘Who will be the first one I look for?’ ‘A certain Troy,’ said File. ‘No surname?’ Jay asked. ‘Nope, just Troy. But we do have a location: Somewhere in England.’ ‘Okay then. When should I leave?’ asked Jay. ‘Right now!’ said Minus. ‘What?’ ‘Follow me, Mand. We’re going to the Wormhole Chamber.’
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And here it is: Chapter three, featuring gbay999!
Chapter 3: The Wormhole
Th Wormhole Chamber was a huge underground cave hall, next to the cave that led to the entrance and exit of the complex. Cause that was what it was: an underground complex. Being one of XPLO’s main bases, New Jersey HQ had to be huge to home every single department, but there were never too many people around. Most things were taken care of by automatic computers.
File was different. File was the most succeeded achievement to create artificial intelligence so far. It was actually a computer program. File himself could randomly move around on any computer on which he was installed, as long as they were connected on a network.
The Wormhole chamber, too, consisted mainly of computers. These computers had special, ring-shaped Wormhole generators, within which a Wormhole could be formed. Their size could differ from not bigger than a hula-hoop for packages and persons up to enormous circles on the ceiling for giant spacecraft. To make a Wormhole work, you first need to search the data of another Wormhole generator. You needed a different password to gain access to every Wormhole generator. When access was provided, both your generator and the other created a Wormhole. If you walked into one, you came out of the other. It was the easiest way of movement.
The administrator of the Wormhole chamber was G. Bay, who was also XPLO’s weapon expert. Jay Mand had seen him a couple of times and they could get along well. G. Bay, or Agent 999, as he was often called, was known for his completely waterproof memory, and therefore was very handy to have as an XPLO agent.
When Makad Minus entered the room, followed by Jay, she called for Bay. His head appeared from between two huge computers. ‘Mrs. Minus! You’re going to move that dragon out after all?’ he shouted. ‘No, the dragon’s fine’ she shouted back. G. Bay walked to them. ‘I told you about operation Uncle Sam?’ Minus asked. ‘Just an hour ago. 56 minutes, to be exact. Just when you were about to move Kazul and her dragon in,’ Bay answered. ‘Right. I suppose you know what to do?’ ‘ “To provide Mand with all the equipment he needs and to transport him to UK headquarters” ma’am,’ Agent 999 repeated flawlessly. ‘Exactly.’ ‘Let’s see now, File told me about an armor, a gun…’ Jay said. ‘This is all you need,’ said G. Bay and he showed Jay something that looked like a belt. There was some kind of button in the middle. ‘What’s this?’ Jay asked. ‘It’s a Standard Instant Armor Belt, a SIAB. Put it on, and push the button. It’s a fine invention, if I may say so myself…’ ‘Er, what exactly does this do?’
‘If activated, your armor will be put on in less than a tenth second. It has to do with molecule reducing… It’s very interesting, but not important right now. Just try it.’ G. Bay pushed the belt in Jay’s hands. He figured that it would do no wrong if he tried it. He put on the belt, and pushed the button. Upon doing this, there was a small flash and Jay suddenly wore a Regular Plexicum Armor, a suit that was best comparable with a cross between a motor cross suit and the armor of an American football’s pitcher. The armor was equipped with a helmet with laser vision, and two holsters, one of them on every side. The right one carried a Standard Laser Gun, the other one was empty. There was also a small computer in the right holster, a Brain-Wash XP. This device could erase one’s memory, to avoid awkward situations. Despite all of this, Jay found that the armor was dynamic and easy to move in.
When G. Bay noticed the empty holster, he said: “Wait, you can carry another weapon!’ Jay answered: ‘That won’t be nece… Hey!’ Bay had already walked towards the weapon magazine. He came back with his arms crammed full of all kinds of weapons, from small, precise and discrete Sneak Attackers to big Repeating Laser Beam Cutters to enormous Bazooka Bombers.
‘Here! How about this one. The Thriller Killer. Or this one, the Spy Fry Y! And what about the Super-Duper Laser-Blazer! And the Mad Manic Mega Mortar!’ G. Bay was in love with all weapons, the bigger and deadlier they were, the better.
‘What’s this?’ asked Jay, pointing to a very small gun that was fallen on the ground. ‘That? Ooh, nothing. Just a silly tranquilizer gun. I wonder how it came there…’ ‘Good. I’ll take that one.’ Bay looked at Jay as if he were from another planet, but Makad Minus signed to him that he would give Jay what he wanted.
Jay got his tranquilizer gun. By pressing the belt button again, the armor disappeared. Minus installed File on Jay’s watch. G. Bay created a Wormhole to the XPLO HQ in the United Kingdom. Jay was not unknown with Wormholes. He had actually just traveled through one. He owned two houses: His own, in The Netherlands, and another one in New Jersey, just near the New Jersey HQ. He had a Wormhole generator in both of them, so he could easily travel from one side of the world to another, which could come in very handy at times.
Jay had never been in the UK-HQ though, and had no idea what to expect. He walked through the Wormhole.
Next up is Chapter four, featuring Skippy!
I’m going to write a story, folks. It will be about a team of agents working for the organization X.P.L.O. that travel into space. The nice thing is that all characters are based on people from this forum. Note that I in most cases only use your nicknames and not your whole characters, so there’s no need to feel offended or unsatisfied about your part, it’s just all meant sympathetically so all of you can enter into the feelings of certain characters. My goal will be to write one chapter every two days. Feel free to post suggestions about new appearances of forum members or how the story should continue.
Chapter 1: Office 1027
Jay put on his coat, opened the door and stepped into the late night. It was two o’clock AM, and freezing. Jay shivered; he should have put on another shirt. But the message was to hurry up, so Jay didn’t turn back.
Makad Minus never wasted any time giving details, she gave him the message to go to office 1027 and to hurry up. Urgent. Jay’s chief was a nice person, but she could be as cold as a rock.
As Jay crossed the street, he watched the sky. It was clear, with the stars and a full moon shining bright. Jay taught of someone of which he knew would be out tonight, and hoped not to encounter. Things were bad enough.
Jay turned left into a dark back-alley. This was no place Jay would go unless he really had to, but he had no choice. Against the wall was a rusty garbage container, which looked (and smelled) like it hadn’t been emptied for years. Jay braced himself, put his hands against the side of the container, and pushed. The container made no movement. Jay mumbled a word as dirty as the container, and now pushed with his shoulder. The container moved an inch. Jay pushed harder, until the container stood about five feet from its original position. The wall now showed a gap, which was just large enough for Jay to crawl through. Jay did so.
Jay was now in a very narrow space, only enlightened by a light bulb hanging on a thread from the ceiling. Before him was a stairs down, hewn out of rock. Jay turned around and climbed down backwardly; he left the container. The security would fix it.
It was a long way down. Once there, Jay was once again in a narrow space, this time with a stone door before him. There was some kind of handprint on the door. Jay knew this door was made of plexicum, a type of metal that could resist a nuclear explosion. When you pushed your hand on the handprint, the sensor-computer behind would scan your fingerprints and would either approve or deny access to what was behind.
Neither of this happened when Jay pushed his hand against it; instead, a small computer screen popped up from a hidden hatch in the door Jay didn’t notice. Jay was surprised; the door should have swung open. On the computer screen a strange computer face of green pixels appeared. ‘Password?’ It said in a metally voice.
‘File?’ Jay asked, surprised. ‘Since when do I need a password to enter?’ ‘No jokes this time’ said the face. ‘You can either give me the password or leave.’ ‘Cut this out, File, I don’t have time for this. Minus told me to hurry!’ ‘I swear, Jay, I’m bloody serious.’ said File, stubbornly. Jay was losing his temper. ‘Now listen up, you pixel head. I walked all the way to the alley in the freezing cold, need to push away a very heavy and very dirty garbage container, climb myself all the way down here and now you’re not even letting me in? For Gargoyle’s sake! I’ll plug you out, demolish your screen, cut down your circuits and fry your chips, you idiotic blockhead! I’ll…’ ‘Alright, alright, no need to get personal. Do you have a distinct message?’ ‘Of course I do, you think I’m doing all of this by free will?’
Jay pushed a button on his watch. The usual digital numbers disappeared and made place for a tiny TV-screen which showed Makad Minus. “Mand, I want you to come here immediately. It’s urgent. Hurry up” she said. Then the numbers appeared again, showing 02,27 AM.
‘Now you’re convinced?’ asked Jay. ‘Well, I suppose that’ll do. I bid you welcome,’ said File as if nothing happened. ‘You better,’ said Jay, but the screen was gone already.
The door swung open to show one of the most remarkable things imaginable: an enormous cave. Enlightened by enormous lights, the cave looked spooky. The could easily be a thousand men inside, but Jay was all alone.
That is, except for the giant dragon that stood just before Jay. It was enormous, with bat-like wings like boat sails, strong paws with terrible claws and a large head with frightening teeth.
Despite the dragon’s fearsome appearance, Jay didn’t panic at all. ‘Hello Yeooz’ he said. The dragon grunted softly to greet.
Jay ignored the dragon furthermore and turned to the right. There was the least thing anyone would expect in a cave like this: A small office building. Jay walked towards it and rang the doorbell. The door swung open immediately. Jay walked in.
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Chapter 2: The Assignment
Makad Minus sat in a chair in her regular underground office. As usual, she was worrying. It seemed that everything she didn’t want to happen happened. First, she was tipped that It had returned. She had decided the tip was to be taken lightly, until B. Allaw, her best finest agent, disappeared when checking Its former base planet. Allaw was traveling in a B-Class ship, a small, swift but indestructible plane-like spacecraft which in Allaw’s case carried the most advanced transmitting devices. Allaw leaded a team of experienced agents. It seemed hardly impossible a flight like that would vanish, but still it happened. Makad Minus had formed a new plan, something very dangerous and ambitious. Something she needed Jay Mand for.
On the computer screen on Minus’ desk appeared a face. ‘Go ahead, File’ Minus mumbled. ‘Kazul has left the building, ma’am,’ said File in his mechanic voice. ‘That’s good. What about the dragon?’ ‘It’s in the cave,’ File said. ‘Okay. Anything more?’ ‘Well…’ File said nervously. ‘I kind of let Jay in, ma’am. He didn’t have the password, but showed a watch message of yours on his wristwatch computer. I had to let him thorough. I suspect he’ll be with you shortly.’ ‘Jay… Right. I forgot to give the password to him. Good work, File. That’s all?’ ‘Yes ma’am.’ ‘Good night then.’ G’night ma’am.’ File turned off. At the same time, the doorbell rang.
‘Come in,’ said Minus. The door opened slowly, and a tall, teen aged boy walked in, nervously. ‘Hello, Mand,’ said Minus. ‘I was expecting you.’ ‘Well, it seems File wasn’t,’ responded Jay, a little irked. ‘Yes, the password, I know. I’m sorry for that. It’s “zookeeper”.’ ‘Thank you.’ Jay took a seat. ‘Well, what do you need me for?’ Minus hesitated.
‘Have you…’ she started ‘Ever heard of a certain… er… Queen Z?’ Jay taught for a minute. ‘Yes, I believe so. I know she was some kind of criminal mastermind, but that was donkeys ago. She was arrested by XPLO and exiled to Jupiter, right?’ ‘Right you are. Though “criminal mastermind” is not a very appropriate word, since she was much, much more. In her days, she terrorized our solar system, especially Earth, more than you could ever imagine. Although we could manage to arrest her a good couple of times, she kept escaping and returning in other forms… Together with Gargoyle I managed to put her behind the unforgiving bars of Io-Niath on Jupiter, the most heavily guarded and hardest to escape from prison in the solar system. She was inactive for a while but now…’ ‘She has escaped?’ ‘Exactly,’ Minus said, sadly. Jay swallowed. There was a painful silence.
The silence was broken by Jay. ‘What do you need me to do?’ ‘I suppose you know B. Allaw?’ Jay nodded assent. ‘I sent him out do examine Planet X, the planet that used to serve as Queen Z’s home base, and he didn’t return. He even vanished from our light-years range radar system.’ ‘That’s strange. Ben isn’t someone who gets lost often,’ said Jay. ‘That’s what troubles me,’ said Minus. ‘I want you to go look for him now.’
Jay was rather surprised. Minus usually gave Jay minor tasks, and he wouldn’t have expected more than “stay covered”. Now Minus gave him a great responsibility. Jay felt proud for just one moment in time; after that, he got a vision of himself flying a minor spacecraft and being beamed into a black hole by one of Queen Z’s minions. Jay wondered what he preferred. He asked: ‘How exactly did you imagine that?’ ‘Well, first, you will need some special units. You will fly a giant, fully armed spacecraft to full frontal attack Planet X and bring B. Allaw back. You will lead a special selected group of units.’
Jay was dazzled. Was he going on a major quest? Like Frodo in Lord of the Rings? Then why would he be the “chosen one”? And what would be his fellowship? ‘Why do you assign me on this important job?’ Jay asked carefully. He half-hoped to hear he would be very special and have some hidden abilities he didn’t know of. But no, Minus said: ‘That’s simple-all of our best agents were on that vanished flight. You’re the best one lasting.’ Jay was puzzled for a moment. He was wondering if that was a compliment or an insult. After deciding it would be neither, but a simple statement of the facts, he asked: ‘Who are these special selected units?’ ‘File will inform you about that.’
Minus pressed a button. File’s pixeled face appeared on the computer screen. ‘File, please inform Mand about our selection project.’ ‘Yes ma’am. You see, Jay. Our technicians gave me a special program that would search all the available data of all people in the world, and calculate the people that would be best capable of accompanying you. From those people I made a selection of six individuals.’ File’s face got replaced by six names Jay never saw or heard before.
Troy
Kandy Cane
J.W. Anderson
Searain S. Nign
Robbie B.
Luna Manar
‘Who are these, exactly?’ asked Jay. ‘I have never seen these in the XPLO agent register. ‘That’s the awkward part,’ said File, whose face appeared again. ‘They aren’t recruited yet. They are what we call “ordinary people”. They are unaware of our organization, our technology and our knowledge about space traveling.’
‘That’s where you come in. Your first job will be to find all these people and recruit them. Give them all the information they need to be XPLO agents,’ said Makad Minus. ‘Wow,’ said Jay. ‘How am I supposed to do all this?’ ‘I will be put on your wristwatch computer, if you don’t mind,’ said File. ‘With this program, I can always track down the one we look for. And you will receive a Regular Plexicum Armor armed with a Brain-Wash XP and a Standard Laser Gun. That should be enough for a Terrestrial mission like this.’
‘Good,’ said Jay. ‘Who will be the first one I look for?’ ‘A certain Troy,’ said File. ‘No surname?’ Jay asked. ‘Nope, just Troy. But we do have a location: Somewhere in England.’ ‘Okay then. When should I leave?’ asked Jay. ‘Right now!’ said Minus. ‘What?’ ‘Follow me, Mand. We’re going to the Wormhole Chamber.’
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And here it is: Chapter three, featuring gbay999!
Chapter 3: The Wormhole
Th Wormhole Chamber was a huge underground cave hall, next to the cave that led to the entrance and exit of the complex. Cause that was what it was: an underground complex. Being one of XPLO’s main bases, New Jersey HQ had to be huge to home every single department, but there were never too many people around. Most things were taken care of by automatic computers.
File was different. File was the most succeeded achievement to create artificial intelligence so far. It was actually a computer program. File himself could randomly move around on any computer on which he was installed, as long as they were connected on a network.
The Wormhole chamber, too, consisted mainly of computers. These computers had special, ring-shaped Wormhole generators, within which a Wormhole could be formed. Their size could differ from not bigger than a hula-hoop for packages and persons up to enormous circles on the ceiling for giant spacecraft. To make a Wormhole work, you first need to search the data of another Wormhole generator. You needed a different password to gain access to every Wormhole generator. When access was provided, both your generator and the other created a Wormhole. If you walked into one, you came out of the other. It was the easiest way of movement.
The administrator of the Wormhole chamber was G. Bay, who was also XPLO’s weapon expert. Jay Mand had seen him a couple of times and they could get along well. G. Bay, or Agent 999, as he was often called, was known for his completely waterproof memory, and therefore was very handy to have as an XPLO agent.
When Makad Minus entered the room, followed by Jay, she called for Bay. His head appeared from between two huge computers. ‘Mrs. Minus! You’re going to move that dragon out after all?’ he shouted. ‘No, the dragon’s fine’ she shouted back. G. Bay walked to them. ‘I told you about operation Uncle Sam?’ Minus asked. ‘Just an hour ago. 56 minutes, to be exact. Just when you were about to move Kazul and her dragon in,’ Bay answered. ‘Right. I suppose you know what to do?’ ‘ “To provide Mand with all the equipment he needs and to transport him to UK headquarters” ma’am,’ Agent 999 repeated flawlessly. ‘Exactly.’ ‘Let’s see now, File told me about an armor, a gun…’ Jay said. ‘This is all you need,’ said G. Bay and he showed Jay something that looked like a belt. There was some kind of button in the middle. ‘What’s this?’ Jay asked. ‘It’s a Standard Instant Armor Belt, a SIAB. Put it on, and push the button. It’s a fine invention, if I may say so myself…’ ‘Er, what exactly does this do?’
‘If activated, your armor will be put on in less than a tenth second. It has to do with molecule reducing… It’s very interesting, but not important right now. Just try it.’ G. Bay pushed the belt in Jay’s hands. He figured that it would do no wrong if he tried it. He put on the belt, and pushed the button. Upon doing this, there was a small flash and Jay suddenly wore a Regular Plexicum Armor, a suit that was best comparable with a cross between a motor cross suit and the armor of an American football’s pitcher. The armor was equipped with a helmet with laser vision, and two holsters, one of them on every side. The right one carried a Standard Laser Gun, the other one was empty. There was also a small computer in the right holster, a Brain-Wash XP. This device could erase one’s memory, to avoid awkward situations. Despite all of this, Jay found that the armor was dynamic and easy to move in.
When G. Bay noticed the empty holster, he said: “Wait, you can carry another weapon!’ Jay answered: ‘That won’t be nece… Hey!’ Bay had already walked towards the weapon magazine. He came back with his arms crammed full of all kinds of weapons, from small, precise and discrete Sneak Attackers to big Repeating Laser Beam Cutters to enormous Bazooka Bombers.
‘Here! How about this one. The Thriller Killer. Or this one, the Spy Fry Y! And what about the Super-Duper Laser-Blazer! And the Mad Manic Mega Mortar!’ G. Bay was in love with all weapons, the bigger and deadlier they were, the better.
‘What’s this?’ asked Jay, pointing to a very small gun that was fallen on the ground. ‘That? Ooh, nothing. Just a silly tranquilizer gun. I wonder how it came there…’ ‘Good. I’ll take that one.’ Bay looked at Jay as if he were from another planet, but Makad Minus signed to him that he would give Jay what he wanted.
Jay got his tranquilizer gun. By pressing the belt button again, the armor disappeared. Minus installed File on Jay’s watch. G. Bay created a Wormhole to the XPLO HQ in the United Kingdom. Jay was not unknown with Wormholes. He had actually just traveled through one. He owned two houses: His own, in The Netherlands, and another one in New Jersey, just near the New Jersey HQ. He had a Wormhole generator in both of them, so he could easily travel from one side of the world to another, which could come in very handy at times.
Jay had never been in the UK-HQ though, and had no idea what to expect. He walked through the Wormhole.
Next up is Chapter four, featuring Skippy!
I’m going to write a story, folks. It will be about a team of agents working for the organization X.P.L.O. that travel into space. The nice thing is that all characters are based on people from this forum. Note that I in most cases only use your nicknames and not your whole characters, so there’s no need to feel offended or unsatisfied about your part, it’s just all meant sympathetically so all of you can enter into the feelings of certain characters. My goal will be to write one chapter every two days. Feel free to post suggestions about new appearances of forum members or how the story should continue.
Chapter 1: Office 1027
Jay put on his coat, opened the door and stepped into the late night. It was two o’clock AM, and freezing. Jay shivered; he should have put on another shirt. But the message was to hurry up, so Jay didn’t turn back.
Makad Minus never wasted any time giving details, she gave him the message to go to office 1027 and to hurry up. Urgent. Jay’s chief was a nice person, but she could be as cold as a rock.
As Jay crossed the street, he watched the sky. It was clear, with the stars and a full moon shining bright. Jay taught of someone of which he knew would be out tonight, and hoped not to encounter. Things were bad enough.
Jay turned left into a dark back-alley. This was no place Jay would go unless he really had to, but he had no choice. Against the wall was a rusty garbage container, which looked (and smelled) like it hadn’t been emptied for years. Jay braced himself, put his hands against the side of the container, and pushed. The container made no movement. Jay mumbled a word as dirty as the container, and now pushed with his shoulder. The container moved an inch. Jay pushed harder, until the container stood about five feet from its original position. The wall now showed a gap, which was just large enough for Jay to crawl through. Jay did so.
Jay was now in a very narrow space, only enlightened by a light bulb hanging on a thread from the ceiling. Before him was a stairs down, hewn out of rock. Jay turned around and climbed down backwardly; he left the container. The security would fix it.
It was a long way down. Once there, Jay was once again in a narrow space, this time with a stone door before him. There was some kind of handprint on the door. Jay knew this door was made of plexicum, a type of metal that could resist a nuclear explosion. When you pushed your hand on the handprint, the sensor-computer behind would scan your fingerprints and would either approve or deny access to what was behind.
Neither of this happened when Jay pushed his hand against it; instead, a small computer screen popped up from a hidden hatch in the door Jay didn’t notice. Jay was surprised; the door should have swung open. On the computer screen a strange computer face of green pixels appeared. ‘Password?’ It said in a metally voice.
‘File?’ Jay asked, surprised. ‘Since when do I need a password to enter?’ ‘No jokes this time’ said the face. ‘You can either give me the password or leave.’ ‘Cut this out, File, I don’t have time for this. Minus told me to hurry!’ ‘I swear, Jay, I’m bloody serious.’ said File, stubbornly. Jay was losing his temper. ‘Now listen up, you pixel head. I walked all the way to the alley in the freezing cold, need to push away a very heavy and very dirty garbage container, climb myself all the way down here and now you’re not even letting me in? For Gargoyle’s sake! I’ll plug you out, demolish your screen, cut down your circuits and fry your chips, you idiotic blockhead! I’ll…’ ‘Alright, alright, no need to get personal. Do you have a distinct message?’ ‘Of course I do, you think I’m doing all of this by free will?’
Jay pushed a button on his watch. The usual digital numbers disappeared and made place for a tiny TV-screen which showed Makad Minus. “Mand, I want you to come here immediately. It’s urgent. Hurry up” she said. Then the numbers appeared again, showing 02,27 AM.
‘Now you’re convinced?’ asked Jay. ‘Well, I suppose that’ll do. I bid you welcome,’ said File as if nothing happened. ‘You better,’ said Jay, but the screen was gone already.
The door swung open to show one of the most remarkable things imaginable: an enormous cave. Enlightened by enormous lights, the cave looked spooky. The could easily be a thousand men inside, but Jay was all alone.
That is, except for the giant dragon that stood just before Jay. It was enormous, with bat-like wings like boat sails, strong paws with terrible claws and a large head with frightening teeth.
Despite the dragon’s fearsome appearance, Jay didn’t panic at all. ‘Hello Yeooz’ he said. The dragon grunted softly to greet.
Jay ignored the dragon furthermore and turned to the right. There was the least thing anyone would expect in a cave like this: A small office building. Jay walked towards it and rang the doorbell. The door swung open immediately. Jay walked in.
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Chapter 2: The Assignment
Makad Minus sat in a chair in her regular underground office. As usual, she was worrying. It seemed that everything she didn’t want to happen happened. First, she was tipped that It had returned. She had decided the tip was to be taken lightly, until B. Allaw, her best finest agent, disappeared when checking Its former base planet. Allaw was traveling in a B-Class ship, a small, swift but indestructible plane-like spacecraft which in Allaw’s case carried the most advanced transmitting devices. Allaw leaded a team of experienced agents. It seemed hardly impossible a flight like that would vanish, but still it happened. Makad Minus had formed a new plan, something very dangerous and ambitious. Something she needed Jay Mand for.
On the computer screen on Minus’ desk appeared a face. ‘Go ahead, File’ Minus mumbled. ‘Kazul has left the building, ma’am,’ said File in his mechanic voice. ‘That’s good. What about the dragon?’ ‘It’s in the cave,’ File said. ‘Okay. Anything more?’ ‘Well…’ File said nervously. ‘I kind of let Jay in, ma’am. He didn’t have the password, but showed a watch message of yours on his wristwatch computer. I had to let him thorough. I suspect he’ll be with you shortly.’ ‘Jay… Right. I forgot to give the password to him. Good work, File. That’s all?’ ‘Yes ma’am.’ ‘Good night then.’ G’night ma’am.’ File turned off. At the same time, the doorbell rang.
‘Come in,’ said Minus. The door opened slowly, and a tall, teen aged boy walked in, nervously. ‘Hello, Mand,’ said Minus. ‘I was expecting you.’ ‘Well, it seems File wasn’t,’ responded Jay, a little irked. ‘Yes, the password, I know. I’m sorry for that. It’s “zookeeper”.’ ‘Thank you.’ Jay took a seat. ‘Well, what do you need me for?’ Minus hesitated.
‘Have you…’ she started ‘Ever heard of a certain… er… Queen Z?’ Jay taught for a minute. ‘Yes, I believe so. I know she was some kind of criminal mastermind, but that was donkeys ago. She was arrested by XPLO and exiled to Jupiter, right?’ ‘Right you are. Though “criminal mastermind” is not a very appropriate word, since she was much, much more. In her days, she terrorized our solar system, especially Earth, more than you could ever imagine. Although we could manage to arrest her a good couple of times, she kept escaping and returning in other forms… Together with Gargoyle I managed to put her behind the unforgiving bars of Io-Niath on Jupiter, the most heavily guarded and hardest to escape from prison in the solar system. She was inactive for a while but now…’ ‘She has escaped?’ ‘Exactly,’ Minus said, sadly. Jay swallowed. There was a painful silence.
The silence was broken by Jay. ‘What do you need me to do?’ ‘I suppose you know B. Allaw?’ Jay nodded assent. ‘I sent him out do examine Planet X, the planet that used to serve as Queen Z’s home base, and he didn’t return. He even vanished from our light-years range radar system.’ ‘That’s strange. Ben isn’t someone who gets lost often,’ said Jay. ‘That’s what troubles me,’ said Minus. ‘I want you to go look for him now.’
Jay was rather surprised. Minus usually gave Jay minor tasks, and he wouldn’t have expected more than “stay covered”. Now Minus gave him a great responsibility. Jay felt proud for just one moment in time; after that, he got a vision of himself flying a minor spacecraft and being beamed into a black hole by one of Queen Z’s minions. Jay wondered what he preferred. He asked: ‘How exactly did you imagine that?’ ‘Well, first, you will need some special units. You will fly a giant, fully armed spacecraft to full frontal attack Planet X and bring B. Allaw back. You will lead a special selected group of units.’
Jay was dazzled. Was he going on a major quest? Like Frodo in Lord of the Rings? Then why would he be the “chosen one”? And what would be his fellowship? ‘Why do you assign me on this important job?’ Jay asked carefully. He half-hoped to hear he would be very special and have some hidden abilities he didn’t know of. But no, Minus said: ‘That’s simple-all of our best agents were on that vanished flight. You’re the best one lasting.’ Jay was puzzled for a moment. He was wondering if that was a compliment or an insult. After deciding it would be neither, but a simple statement of the facts, he asked: ‘Who are these special selected units?’ ‘File will inform you about that.’
Minus pressed a button. File’s pixeled face appeared on the computer screen. ‘File, please inform Mand about our selection project.’ ‘Yes ma’am. You see, Jay. Our technicians gave me a special program that would search all the available data of all people in the world, and calculate the people that would be best capable of accompanying you. From those people I made a selection of six individuals.’ File’s face got replaced by six names Jay never saw or heard before.
Troy
Kandy Cane
J.W. Anderson
Searain S. Nign
Robbie B.
Luna Manar
‘Who are these, exactly?’ asked Jay. ‘I have never seen these in the XPLO agent register. ‘That’s the awkward part,’ said File, whose face appeared again. ‘They aren’t recruited yet. They are what we call “ordinary people”. They are unaware of our organization, our technology and our knowledge about space traveling.’
‘That’s where you come in. Your first job will be to find all these people and recruit them. Give them all the information they need to be XPLO agents,’ said Makad Minus. ‘Wow,’ said Jay. ‘How am I supposed to do all this?’ ‘I will be put on your wristwatch computer, if you don’t mind,’ said File. ‘With this program, I can always track down the one we look for. And you will receive a Regular Plexicum Armor armed with a Brain-Wash XP and a Standard Laser Gun. That should be enough for a Terrestrial mission like this.’
‘Good,’ said Jay. ‘Who will be the first one I look for?’ ‘A certain Troy,’ said File. ‘No surname?’ Jay asked. ‘Nope, just Troy. But we do have a location: Somewhere in England.’ ‘Okay then. When should I leave?’ asked Jay. ‘Right now!’ said Minus. ‘What?’ ‘Follow me, Mand. We’re going to the Wormhole Chamber.’
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And here it is: Chapter three, featuring gbay999!
Chapter 3: The Wormhole
Th Wormhole Chamber was a huge underground cave hall, next to the cave that led to the entrance and exit of the complex. Cause that was what it was: an underground complex. Being one of XPLO’s main bases, New Jersey HQ had to be huge to home every single department, but there were never too many people around. Most things were taken care of by automatic computers.
File was different. File was the most succeeded achievement to create artificial intelligence so far. It was actually a computer program. File himself could randomly move around on any computer on which he was installed, as long as they were connected on a network.
The Wormhole chamber, too, consisted mainly of computers. These computers had special, ring-shaped Wormhole generators, within which a Wormhole could be formed. Their size could differ from not bigger than a hula-hoop for packages and persons up to enormous circles on the ceiling for giant spacecraft. To make a Wormhole work, you first need to search the data of another Wormhole generator. You needed a different password to gain access to every Wormhole generator. When access was provided, both your generator and the other created a Wormhole. If you walked into one, you came out of the other. It was the easiest way of movement.
The administrator of the Wormhole chamber was G. Bay, who was also XPLO’s weapon expert. Jay Mand had seen him a couple of times and they could get along well. G. Bay, or Agent 999, as he was often called, was known for his completely waterproof memory, and therefore was very handy to have as an XPLO agent.
When Makad Minus entered the room, followed by Jay, she called for Bay. His head appeared from between two huge computers. ‘Mrs. Minus! You’re going to move that dragon out after all?’ he shouted. ‘No, the dragon’s fine’ she shouted back. G. Bay walked to them. ‘I told you about operation Uncle Sam?’ Minus asked. ‘Just an hour ago. 56 minutes, to be exact. Just when you were about to move Kazul and her dragon in,’ Bay answered. ‘Right. I suppose you know what to do?’ ‘ “To provide Mand with all the equipment he needs and to transport him to UK headquarters” ma’am,’ Agent 999 repeated flawlessly. ‘Exactly.’ ‘Let’s see now, File told me about an armor, a gun…’ Jay said. ‘This is all you need,’ said G. Bay and he showed Jay something that looked like a belt. There was some kind of button in the middle. ‘What’s this?’ Jay asked. ‘It’s a Standard Instant Armor Belt, a SIAB. Put it on, and push the button. It’s a fine invention, if I may say so myself…’ ‘Er, what exactly does this do?’
‘If activated, your armor will be put on in less than a tenth second. It has to do with molecule reducing… It’s very interesting, but not important right now. Just try it.’ G. Bay pushed the belt in Jay’s hands. He figured that it would do no wrong if he tried it. He put on the belt, and pushed the button. Upon doing this, there was a small flash and Jay suddenly wore a Regular Plexicum Armor, a suit that was best comparable with a cross between a motor cross suit and the armor of an American football’s pitcher. The armor was equipped with a helmet with laser vision, and two holsters, one of them on every side. The right one carried a Standard Laser Gun, the other one was empty. There was also a small computer in the right holster, a Brain-Wash XP. This device could erase one’s memory, to avoid awkward situations. Despite all of this, Jay found that the armor was dynamic and easy to move in.
When G. Bay noticed the empty holster, he said: “Wait, you can carry another weapon!’ Jay answered: ‘That won’t be nece… Hey!’ Bay had already walked towards the weapon magazine. He came back with his arms crammed full of all kinds of weapons, from small, precise and discrete Sneak Attackers to big Repeating Laser Beam Cutters to enormous Bazooka Bombers.
‘Here! How about this one. The Thriller Killer. Or this one, the Spy Fry Y! And what about the Super-Duper Laser-Blazer! And the Mad Manic Mega Mortar!’ G. Bay was in love with all weapons, the bigger and deadlier they were, the better.
‘What’s this?’ asked Jay, pointing to a very small gun that was fallen on the ground. ‘That? Ooh, nothing. Just a silly tranquilizer gun. I wonder how it came there…’ ‘Good. I’ll take that one.’ Bay looked at Jay as if he were from another planet, but Makad Minus signed to him that he would give Jay what he wanted.
Jay got his tranquilizer gun. By pressing the belt button again, the armor disappeared. Minus installed File on Jay’s watch. G. Bay created a Wormhole to the XPLO HQ in the United Kingdom. Jay was not unknown with Wormholes. He had actually just traveled through one. He owned two houses: His own, in The Netherlands, and another one in New Jersey, just near the New Jersey HQ. He had a Wormhole generator in both of them, so he could easily travel from one side of the world to another, which could come in very handy at times.
Jay had never been in the UK-HQ though, and had no idea what to expect. He walked through the Wormhole.
Next up is Chapter four, featuring Skippy!
I’m going to write a story, folks. It will be about a team of agents working for the organization X.P.L.O. that travel into space. The nice thing is that all characters are based on people from this forum. Note that I in most cases only use your nicknames and not your whole characters, so there’s no need to feel offended or unsatisfied about your part, it’s just all meant sympathetically so all of you can enter into the feelings of certain characters. My goal will be to write one chapter every two days. Feel free to post suggestions about new appearances of forum members or how the story should continue.
Chapter 1: Office 1027
Jay put on his coat, opened the door and stepped into the late night. It was two o’clock AM, and freezing. Jay shivered; he should have put on another shirt. But the message was to hurry up, so Jay didn’t turn back.
Makad Minus never wasted any time giving details, she gave him the message to go to office 1027 and to hurry up. Urgent. Jay’s chief was a nice person, but she could be as cold as a rock.
As Jay crossed the street, he watched the sky. It was clear, with the stars and a full moon shining bright. Jay taught of someone of which he knew would be out tonight, and hoped not to encounter. Things were bad enough.
Jay turned left into a dark back-alley. This was no place Jay would go unless he really had to, but he had no choice. Against the wall was a rusty garbage container, which looked (and smelled) like it hadn’t been emptied for years. Jay braced himself, put his hands against the side of the container, and pushed. The container made no movement. Jay mumbled a word as dirty as the container, and now pushed with his shoulder. The container moved an inch. Jay pushed harder, until the container stood about five feet from its original position. The wall now showed a gap, which was just large enough for Jay to crawl through. Jay did so.
Jay was now in a very narrow space, only enlightened by a light bulb hanging on a thread from the ceiling. Before him was a stairs down, hewn out of rock. Jay turned around and climbed down backwardly; he left the container. The security would fix it.
It was a long way down. Once there, Jay was once again in a narrow space, this time with a stone door before him. There was some kind of handprint on the door. Jay knew this door was made of plexicum, a type of metal that could resist a nuclear explosion. When you pushed your hand on the handprint, the sensor-computer behind would scan your fingerprints and would either approve or deny access to what was behind.
Neither of this happened when Jay pushed his hand against it; instead, a small computer screen popped up from a hidden hatch in the door Jay didn’t notice. Jay was surprised; the door should have swung open. On the computer screen a strange computer face of green pixels appeared. ‘Password?’ It said in a metally voice.
‘File?’ Jay asked, surprised. ‘Since when do I need a password to enter?’ ‘No jokes this time’ said the face. ‘You can either give me the password or leave.’ ‘Cut this out, File, I don’t have time for this. Minus told me to hurry!’ ‘I swear, Jay, I’m bloody serious.’ said File, stubbornly. Jay was losing his temper. ‘Now listen up, you pixel head. I walked all the way to the alley in the freezing cold, need to push away a very heavy and very dirty garbage container, climb myself all the way down here and now you’re not even letting me in? For Gargoyle’s sake! I’ll plug you out, demolish your screen, cut down your circuits and fry your chips, you idiotic blockhead! I’ll…’ ‘Alright, alright, no need to get personal. Do you have a distinct message?’ ‘Of course I do, you think I’m doing all of this by free will?’
Jay pushed a button on his watch. The usual digital numbers disappeared and made place for a tiny TV-screen which showed Makad Minus. “Mand, I want you to come here immediately. It’s urgent. Hurry up” she said. Then the numbers appeared again, showing 02,27 AM.
‘Now you’re convinced?’ asked Jay. ‘Well, I suppose that’ll do. I bid you welcome,’ said File as if nothing happened. ‘You better,’ said Jay, but the screen was gone already.
The door swung open to show one of the most remarkable things imaginable: an enormous cave. Enlightened by enormous lights, the cave looked spooky. The could easily be a thousand men inside, but Jay was all alone.
That is, except for the giant dragon that stood just before Jay. It was enormous, with bat-like wings like boat sails, strong paws with terrible claws and a large head with frightening teeth.
Despite the dragon’s fearsome appearance, Jay didn’t panic at all. ‘Hello Yeooz’ he said. The dragon grunted softly to greet.
Jay ignored the dragon furthermore and turned to the right. There was the least thing anyone would expect in a cave like this: A small office building. Jay walked towards it and rang the doorbell. The door swung open immediately. Jay walked in.
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Chapter 2: The Assignment
Makad Minus sat in a chair in her regular underground office. As usual, she was worrying. It seemed that everything she didn’t want to happen happened. First, she was tipped that It had returned. She had decided the tip was to be taken lightly, until B. Allaw, her best finest agent, disappeared when checking Its former base planet. Allaw was traveling in a B-Class ship, a small, swift but indestructible plane-like spacecraft which in Allaw’s case carried the most advanced transmitting devices. Allaw leaded a team of experienced agents. It seemed hardly impossible a flight like that would vanish, but still it happened. Makad Minus had formed a new plan, something very dangerous and ambitious. Something she needed Jay Mand for.
On the computer screen on Minus’ desk appeared a face. ‘Go ahead, File’ Minus mumbled. ‘Kazul has left the building, ma’am,’ said File in his mechanic voice. ‘That’s good. What about the dragon?’ ‘It’s in the cave,’ File said. ‘Okay. Anything more?’ ‘Well…’ File said nervously. ‘I kind of let Jay in, ma’am. He didn’t have the password, but showed a watch message of yours on his wristwatch computer. I had to let him thorough. I suspect he’ll be with you shortly.’ ‘Jay… Right. I forgot to give the password to him. Good work, File. That’s all?’ ‘Yes ma’am.’ ‘Good night then.’ G’night ma’am.’ File turned off. At the same time, the doorbell rang.
‘Come in,’ said Minus. The door opened slowly, and a tall, teen aged boy walked in, nervously. ‘Hello, Mand,’ said Minus. ‘I was expecting you.’ ‘Well, it seems File wasn’t,’ responded Jay, a little irked. ‘Yes, the password, I know. I’m sorry for that. It’s “zookeeper”.’ ‘Thank you.’ Jay took a seat. ‘Well, what do you need me for?’ Minus hesitated.
‘Have you…’ she started ‘Ever heard of a certain… er… Queen Z?’ Jay taught for a minute. ‘Yes, I believe so. I know she was some kind of criminal mastermind, but that was donkeys ago. She was arrested by XPLO and exiled to Jupiter, right?’ ‘Right you are. Though “criminal mastermind” is not a very appropriate word, since she was much, much more. In her days, she terrorized our solar system, especially Earth, more than you could ever imagine. Although we could manage to arrest her a good couple of times, she kept escaping and returning in other forms… Together with Gargoyle I managed to put her behind the unforgiving bars of Io-Niath on Jupiter, the most heavily guarded and hardest to escape from prison in the solar system. She was inactive for a while but now…’ ‘She has escaped?’ ‘Exactly,’ Minus said, sadly. Jay swallowed. There was a painful silence.
The silence was broken by Jay. ‘What do you need me to do?’ ‘I suppose you know B. Allaw?’ Jay nodded assent. ‘I sent him out do examine Planet X, the planet that used to serve as Queen Z’s home base, and he didn’t return. He even vanished from our light-years range radar system.’ ‘That’s strange. Ben isn’t someone who gets lost often,’ said Jay. ‘That’s what troubles me,’ said Minus. ‘I want you to go look for him now.’
Jay was rather surprised. Minus usually gave Jay minor tasks, and he wouldn’t have expected more than “stay covered”. Now Minus gave him a great responsibility. Jay felt proud for just one moment in time; after that, he got a vision of himself flying a minor spacecraft and being beamed into a black hole by one of Queen Z’s minions. Jay wondered what he preferred. He asked: ‘How exactly did you imagine that?’ ‘Well, first, you will need some special units. You will fly a giant, fully armed spacecraft to full frontal attack Planet X and bring B. Allaw back. You will lead a special selected group of units.’
Jay was dazzled. Was he going on a major quest? Like Frodo in Lord of the Rings? Then why would he be the “chosen one”? And what would be his fellowship? ‘Why do you assign me on this important job?’ Jay asked carefully. He half-hoped to hear he would be very special and have some hidden abilities he didn’t know of. But no, Minus said: ‘That’s simple-all of our best agents were on that vanished flight. You’re the best one lasting.’ Jay was puzzled for a moment. He was wondering if that was a compliment or an insult. After deciding it would be neither, but a simple statement of the facts, he asked: ‘Who are these special selected units?’ ‘File will inform you about that.’
Minus pressed a button. File’s pixeled face appeared on the computer screen. ‘File, please inform Mand about our selection project.’ ‘Yes ma’am. You see, Jay. Our technicians gave me a special program that would search all the available data of all people in the world, and calculate the people that would be best capable of accompanying you. From those people I made a selection of six individuals.’ File’s face got replaced by six names Jay never saw or heard before.
Troy
Kandy Cane
J.W. Anderson
Searain S. Nign
Robbie B.
Luna Manar
‘Who are these, exactly?’ asked Jay. ‘I have never seen these in the XPLO agent register. ‘That’s the awkward part,’ said File, whose face appeared again. ‘They aren’t recruited yet. They are what we call “ordinary people”. They are unaware of our organization, our technology and our knowledge about space traveling.’
‘That’s where you come in. Your first job will be to find all these people and recruit them. Give them all the information they need to be XPLO agents,’ said Makad Minus. ‘Wow,’ said Jay. ‘How am I supposed to do all this?’ ‘I will be put on your wristwatch computer, if you don’t mind,’ said File. ‘With this program, I can always track down the one we look for. And you will receive a Regular Plexicum Armor armed with a Brain-Wash XP and a Standard Laser Gun. That should be enough for a Terrestrial mission like this.’
‘Good,’ said Jay. ‘Who will be the first one I look for?’ ‘A certain Troy,’ said File. ‘No surname?’ Jay asked. ‘Nope, just Troy. But we do have a location: Somewhere in England.’ ‘Okay then. When should I leave?’ asked Jay. ‘Right now!’ said Minus. ‘What?’ ‘Follow me, Mand. We’re going to the Wormhole Chamber.’
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And here it is: Chapter three, featuring gbay999!
Chapter 3: The Wormhole
Th Wormhole Chamber was a huge underground cave hall, next to the cave that led to the entrance and exit of the complex. Cause that was what it was: an underground complex. Being one of XPLO’s main bases, New Jersey HQ had to be huge to home every single department, but there were never too many people around. Most things were taken care of by automatic computers.
File was different. File was the most succeeded achievement to create artificial intelligence so far. It was actually a computer program. File himself could randomly move around on any computer on which he was installed, as long as they were connected on a network.
The Wormhole chamber, too, consisted mainly of computers. These computers had special, ring-shaped Wormhole generators, within which a Wormhole could be formed. Their size could differ from not bigger than a hula-hoop for packages and persons up to enormous circles on the ceiling for giant spacecraft. To make a Wormhole work, you first need to search the data of another Wormhole generator. You needed a different password to gain access to every Wormhole generator. When access was provided, both your generator and the other created a Wormhole. If you walked into one, you came out of the other. It was the easiest way of movement.
The administrator of the Wormhole chamber was G. Bay, who was also XPLO’s weapon expert. Jay Mand had seen him a couple of times and they could get along well. G. Bay, or Agent 999, as he was often called, was known for his completely waterproof memory, and therefore was very handy to have as an XPLO agent.
When Makad Minus entered the room, followed by Jay, she called for Bay. His head appeared from between two huge computers. ‘Mrs. Minus! You’re going to move that dragon out after all?’ he shouted. ‘No, the dragon’s fine’ she shouted back. G. Bay walked to them. ‘I told you about operation Uncle Sam?’ Minus asked. ‘Just an hour ago. 56 minutes, to be exact. Just when you were about to move Kazul and her dragon in,’ Bay answered. ‘Right. I suppose you know what to do?’ ‘ “To provide Mand with all the equipment he needs and to transport him to UK headquarters” ma’am,’ Agent 999 repeated flawlessly. ‘Exactly.’ ‘Let’s see now, File told me about an armor, a gun…’ Jay said. ‘This is all you need,’ said G. Bay and he showed Jay something that looked like a belt. There was some kind of button in the middle. ‘What’s this?’ Jay asked. ‘It’s a Standard Instant Armor Belt, a SIAB. Put it on, and push the button. It’s a fine invention, if I may say so myself…’ ‘Er, what exactly does this do?’
‘If activated, your armor will be put on in less than a tenth second. It has to do with molecule reducing… It’s very interesting, but not important right now. Just try it.’ G. Bay pushed the belt in Jay’s hands. He figured that it would do no wrong if he tried it. He put on the belt, and pushed the button. Upon doing this, there was a small flash and Jay suddenly wore a Regular Plexicum Armor, a suit that was best comparable with a cross between a motor cross suit and the armor of an American football’s pitcher. The armor was equipped with a helmet with laser vision, and two holsters, one of them on every side. The right one carried a Standard Laser Gun, the other one was empty. There was also a small computer in the right holster, a Brain-Wash XP. This device could erase one’s memory, to avoid awkward situations. Despite all of this, Jay found that the armor was dynamic and easy to move in.
When G. Bay noticed the empty holster, he said: “Wait, you can carry another weapon!’ Jay answered: ‘That won’t be nece… Hey!’ Bay had already walked towards the weapon magazine. He came back with his arms crammed full of all kinds of weapons, from small, precise and discrete Sneak Attackers to big Repeating Laser Beam Cutters to enormous Bazooka Bombers.
‘Here! How about this one. The Thriller Killer. Or this one, the Spy Fry Y! And what about the Super-Duper Laser-Blazer! And the Mad Manic Mega Mortar!’ G. Bay was in love with all weapons, the bigger and deadlier they were, the better.
‘What’s this?’ asked Jay, pointing to a very small gun that was fallen on the ground. ‘That? Ooh, nothing. Just a silly tranquilizer gun. I wonder how it came there…’ ‘Good. I’ll take that one.’ Bay looked at Jay as if he were from another planet, but Makad Minus signed to him that he would give Jay what he wanted.
Jay got his tranquilizer gun. By pressing the belt button again, the armor disappeared. Minus installed File on Jay’s watch. G. Bay created a Wormhole to the XPLO HQ in the United Kingdom. Jay was not unknown with Wormholes. He had actually just traveled through one. He owned two houses: His own, in The Netherlands, and another one in New Jersey, just near the New Jersey HQ. He had a Wormhole generator in both of them, so he could easily travel from one side of the world to another, which could come in very handy at times.
Jay had never been in the UK-HQ though, and had no idea what to expect. He walked through the Wormhole.
Next up is Chapter four, featuring Skippy!