Cooked To Perfectiooooon!

[cosmichedgehog]

originally posted by our beloved Wally, Lord-Master of all goblins on 8 January 04

GREETINGS!
This is a delicious recepy from the great master of evil and destruction!

You need fifty onions ninety tomatoes and 400 gram of cheese.. now you have spend all your money wrong... throw the stuff away and get better ingredients!

First you need an eggplant
Put it in a fry pan and fry the eggplant untill he has a gold-brown crust.
Then you have to murder a carrot by chopping him into little pieces, throw them into the frypan. And then get a ghilorigo (What is a ghilorigo you ask? YOU ARE A GHILORIGO IF YOU DON'T SHUDUP!) andchop it into little pieces, and put them in another pan. Grab 50 mangos and throw them in the pan too. Now for the meat. HUMAN FLESH!
Now you have to make sauce. put Arcenic, Holy water, liquid cheese, and smashed patatoes into one pan. Cook the sauce , throw it in the pan full of mangos, and throw that stuff in the frypan with the aubergine, put the meat with it, and put it on one plate. Now you will have an awesome dinner.. in case you die sue Micheal Jackson, g'bye.
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assorted responses:

J.Mand: Bravo, Maitre Wally! C'etait délicieux!

Wally: JE SUIS UN POISSON!! WAAAAAAAH!!!!!!! Bonjour bonjour, escargots dans la pantalon.

J.Mand: "I am a fish - whaah - hello hello, snalis in your pants???'

Wally: Not 100% correctly but yes, that is close enough

Superlion: That's disgusting... I mean, the last time I had eggplant, it sort of resembled a bicycle tire...

Wally: Next time, put some more toffee in it.

[manegirl]

this post has been edited by the panda.


wally...im impressed i never knew you could speak french i can too

[superlion]

panda? Where is this panda!? (someone who once edited posts like that remains in my memory... )

This is a pretty funky recipe. I just had a mango the other day. It was great by the time I got the peel off.